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Casual

Casual

At Donut Church we don’t honor God with our best and we feel you shouldn’t have to either.  All of our services require very casual dress.  In fact, if you come dressed nice to one of our services you’ll feel very much out of place.  Everything we do at Donut Church is, in fact, very lax.

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non-Committal

non-Committal

We aren’t looking to actually grow or disciple you so don’t feel pressured to commit.  Truthfully, we’re just happy you come to one service a month and help pad our numbers.  You’ve helped to make us the fastest growing church in town, and in return, we don’t require anything out of you.

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non-Confrontational

non-Confrontational

Through years of experience we have discovered that the Bible, when preached fully and fervently, is very confrontational and often downright offensive.  For that reason, we have slowly backed off the Bible teachings and are quite proud to offer lessons and messages we call “Bible-lite.”  While we do still teach the Bible, we purposely avoid all of the heavy-handed stuff about eternal judgment, wrath, repentance, dead works, holiness, and sin.  We consider this new Gospel to be a message of motivational positivity injected with a temporal hope, yet devoid of any truth-based accountability.  Hence our motto: Light, Fluffy, Sugarcoated.

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Comfortable

Comfortable

Above all things, we at Donut Church aim to make things comfortable for you at church, after all, you’ve probably had a hard week at church. For this reason, we somewhat disagree with all of Jesus’ talk about taking up your cross and taking His yoke upon us, and we totally disagree with Paul’s teaching on keeping your flesh under daily and crucifying the flesh with its desires and appetites. It is our belief that church should be a fun experience for the spirit, soul, and body. For that reason, be of good cheer, we will not expect you to mature in Christ nor will we put a demand on you spiritually. At Donut Church, you get to serve God as you see fit, how you see fit, when you see fit, and you get to walk with Him at your pace. In a sense, we see God as our Santa Claus, and we get to write the clause.

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